Constant Reader
Хочется похулиганить. Вот, вспомнила про свою коллекцию, наслаждайтесь.
Частично - народное творчество, частично - мое.
If you want to have much money,
Take my hui dvumya rukami.

Teacher gave me a good advice:
"Fuck at night not once, but twice".
But I didn't follow it -
Fuck at night three times, indeed.

If you want to fuck at summer,
You must follow my advice:
Go to forest with your honey,
Fuck with him right on the grass.

If you want to study well,
Fuck your teacher after bell.

- Why you're looking so sad?
- During fuck I broke my bed.

If you want to sleep not bad,
Fuck before you go to bed.

If you want to fuck at autumn,
It's a simple thing to do^
Cover your ass with a raincoat,
And you wouldn't have the flu.

Ну и бойанчег напоследок:
If you want to have a brother,
Ask your father to fuck your mother.

@музыка: Sunn O)))_Oracle

@настроение: Ленннньь